The Cub and I were at the local Barnes and Noble over the weekend. As I was carrying her and looking through the aisles, she pressed her index and middle finger hard into a vein or artery (possibly the cartotid artery) in my neck. I got a little dizzy and almost lost consciousness before I broke her hold.
I researched her little maneuver when I got home. Here's what I found:
Compared to traditional manual strangulation, properly applied blood chokes require little physical strength, and can be applied successfully by a comparatively weak person[3]. Blood chokes are considered safe for practice and application [1], although being a lethal technique when held long enough.
Ok, while I guess it wasn't technically a blood choke, what's important is that she innately applied the principle and adapted it to her own strengths.
I'm so proud. She's not even twenty months old and already she's perfected a potentially lethal submission move.
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5 comments:
sounds like a couple of the girls from your "genius of love" series to me...
Hello? Vulcan death grip here! Duh!
You might want to check for any times Chuck Norris and the SU "coincidentally" were in the same town at the same time about two and a half years ago.
I may have to do that CK, I've heard that Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
Ya know, never ever did get the whole Chuck Norris thing. He doesn't even make me wanna buy exercise equipment, let alone climax. Total mystery to me....
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