Comments on The Letter D: Ponytailed Lawyer Guy

That's not a bad gig,Trebuchet, if you can get it....

2006-01-24T08:46:00.000-08:00

That's not a bad gig,Trebuchet, if you can get it. I must have missed that class in law school.

Oh God. I think my uncle is the opposing lawyer. I...

2006-01-23T15:01:00.000-08:00

Oh God. I think my uncle is the opposing lawyer. It's totally possible. And here's the bad news: he is also an...

ahem...

"energy healer". Yep, that's right. A trial attorney WITH a ponytail, who can adjust your "energy" without even touching you. Kid you not - he gets paid hundreds of bucks per hour just to "adjust" people ON THE PHONE.

I am so very, very sorry.

Kim, Glad to have you back. I must now find a way...

2006-01-17T12:52:00.000-08:00

Kim,

Glad to have you back. I must now find a way to work "The Lasso" reference into as many conversations as possible

You are going to have to add a section in your pro...

2006-01-17T11:10:00.000-08:00

You are going to have to add a section in your profile that states that when you say that you are black, it is not a joke and you actually mean it, but then again it might kill all the fun of the confused comments.

Of course, I can see why people would be surprised. I mean, Grand Rapids? From what I've seen of GR, it doesn't appear too different than here around Kazoo, and wow...Even I don't feel too pasty around here.

I haven't visited your blog in a while. I've been ...

2006-01-17T10:21:00.000-08:00

I haven't visited your blog in a while. I've been living my life as a porn star. It's tough work but I need to fulfill these urges and I yearn to bring joy to horny men and women worldwide. Anyway, when I'm not dancing on my back with the world's largest cocked men, I visit the web. I've been very busy lately and haven't been able to check in. You haven't lost your touch. You still make me laugh and around a porn set there is definitely a lack of comic relief. After Rocco does "the Lasso" with his dick for the 100th time it's just not funny anymore. Thanks for making me smile. A real smile, too. Not that fake Youre-a-stallion-smile I use in the skin flicks either. A REAL SMILE! You're great!

for the record, ponytailed lawyers would probably ...

2006-01-15T19:18:00.000-08:00

for the record, ponytailed lawyers would probably not be a party to squiel meat...

I don't really see how sensitive ponytail men coul...

2006-01-15T18:20:00.000-08:00

I don't really see how sensitive ponytail men could be lawyers at all. I just seems like an oxymoron to me.

Tamela

Not a bad idea, BBlond.

2006-01-14T19:09:00.000-08:00

Not a bad idea, BBlond.

d- would you care to comment on the fact that this...

2006-01-14T17:36:00.000-08:00

d- would you care to comment on the fact that this is like the 216th time someone has been surprised that you are unmetaphorically black?

perhaps that could be the subject of a future post.

and, for the record, nobody i currently know has ever heard of interplanetary cocoa love...

Is being black a metaphor for something?Ponytail p...

2006-01-13T16:39:00.000-08:00

Is being black a metaphor for something?

Ponytail people make me want to hurt them.

D is black?

2006-01-13T14:42:00.000-08:00

D is black?

Doesn't use Pert?!?Hoe does he get his hair to bou...

2006-01-13T14:29:00.000-08:00

Doesn't use Pert?!?

Hoe does he get his hair to bounce and behave?

Adam

Blond, Yep the one and the same. I want to say he...

2006-01-13T11:56:00.000-08:00

Blond,

Yep the one and the same. I want to say he headed up the Federal Public Defenders office here, but it could've been something else.

I really can't help but psychoanalyze ponytail men...

2006-01-13T11:46:00.000-08:00

I really can't help but psychoanalyze ponytail men. Sort of like tattoo people.

Whenever I see one I turn into Hannibal Lecter thinking... "high attention needs." and "not so much the rugged individual as needs to be perceived as the rugged individual."

Plus I usually want to punch sensitive ponytail men.

sorry, but i can't resist- is p.d. the ACLU guy?

2006-01-13T11:44:00.000-08:00

sorry, but i can't resist- is p.d. the ACLU guy?

Nope, actually names were taken and asses were kic...

2006-01-13T10:14:00.000-08:00

Nope, actually names were taken and asses were kicked. I jotted down my ideas for the post while I was waiting for the motion to be called. PLG went down hard.

But the funny thing to me is that I've gotten a few questions from my local lawyer friends about which lawyer I was talking about, with a few guesses. Apparently, many people have run into the PLG type.

I take it the hearing did not go your way. The ke...

2006-01-13T09:49:00.000-08:00

I take it the hearing did not go your way.

The key is: know your judge. The judge probably was a former hippie with Jim Croce and Cat Stevens Albums in his office.

Regardless, I am going to go out on a limb and say ponytails should be the downfall of professionals. I mean, come on, are you in a band? Are you overcompensating for what is going on up top? It's just sad.

PLG's ponytail is the source of his strength.

2006-01-13T07:14:00.000-08:00

PLG's ponytail is the source of his strength.

I believe the proper response to the ponytail invo...

2006-01-13T07:12:00.000-08:00

I believe the proper response to the ponytail involves a pair of scissors, followed by denial that he has a ponytail.

Speaking of, an old aquaintance of yours by the in...

2006-01-13T06:35:00.000-08:00

Speaking of, an old aquaintance of yours by the initials, p.d, is or at least was practicing up this way now. I've met his borther a few times.

Ok, enough with the inside references that no one else will get.

were his initials k.e.?maybe next time you could s...

2006-01-13T05:37:00.000-08:00

were his initials k.e.?

maybe next time you could show up in a dashiki- that would probably go over really well where you live...

keep on keepin' on, ya big corporate sellout, you

;)